why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
Dean/Castiel + through the seasons
The Grinch is my spirit animal.
me playing sports
I lost it at Simba, Pumbaa and Timon reblogging from the afterlife it has good WiFi
Abu looks like Janet Jackson.
yOU SLAY ME.
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
Because it’s not actually possible for the victim to have done it, Sherlock.